Dan Bilzerian Will Pay You $5,000 for an Autobiography Title

Dan Bilzerian, the self-proclaimed “King of Instagram,” is fan-sourcing the title of his forthcoming autobiography—and the author of his favorite submission stands to make a cool $5,000.

Bilzerian, who’s known for basking in an outlandish playboy lifestyle that’s brimming with guns and scantily-clad women, announced the call to action/slash/publicity stunt on social media with a photo of himself “writing” the book alongside a model in a green bikini.

“Finished writing my autobiography, $5,000 to the best book title in the comments,” he wrote.

Newsweek rounded up a slew of choice suggestions that range from humorous pot shots and clever plays on words to references to his poker career, including:

“Love your kids so they don’t end up like me: The Tale of Dan Bilzerian”

“This book title cost me 5,000”

“Dan Bilzerian: the story behind the pictures”

“Dan Bilzerian: I couldn’t have done it without daddy’s money”

“A Bilzerian reasons why”

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Pray that you will not fall into temptation

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“The Cards I’ve Been Dealt”

“A Success Story by Dan Bilzerian: The Art of Pleasure”

“Who Wants To Be a Blizerianair”

“I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt”

“Me, myself and millions”

“Dan Bilzerian: Perpetual Mid-Life Crisis”

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Exciting times

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A winner has yet to be selected, so feel free to chime in with your best Bilzerian-ism while you still can.

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